To Peter
When setting out upon the sea
One needn’t care a jot
We have our leader – skipper Pete
To guide our little yacht
His foot ware maybe curious
His hairstyle wild and free
But you wouldn’t want to trust another
When you go to sea
Though quick to decide when the pressure is on
He never rushes decisions
Just pour him a coffee and role him a smoke
And he’ll do what’s best – with precision
So bring him the coffee and happy hour drinks
And curry surprises too
But make sure he bathes and changes his clothes
Lest this ark should stink like a zoo
He’s fearless and brave and handy with tools
And happiest with a VB
And there’s none ya could trust
Like our good skipper-Pete
When out on a great big sea